From Borepatch
There are a ton of
people moving here to Florida, and a lot of them are from New York.
Blogger Don Surber has a comment that I need to reproduce here to inform New
Yorkers of the peril they
face moving here:
A reader named Bill
wrote, "You left a lot out of your column regarding Florida being the
future. I’ve been in Florida my entire life and you should know the truth. More
importantly, you should let your readers know that:
Florida gets a major hurricane twice
a month
Alligators are the size of tractor
trailers and they eat New Yorkers
The state sales tax is 58%
It takes 45 minutes to drive 2 miles
to work
Mosquitoes kill 30,000 people each
year (mostly New Yorkers, weird)
1 in 4 Florida residents will be the
victim of a violent crime…….tomorrow
Sharks troll the coastline looking
for New Yorkers
"Please warn
your readers!"
https://borepatch.blogspot.com/2021/12/a-public-service-announcement.html
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