Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Wheel of Fortune, Celebrity Version

Reasons for producing this show: 

To give people** another reason to yell at their television, to wit:

“Are you stupid?”

“Have you ever even watched the show?”

“There’s an H! Three letters, starts with T! And you called a J?”

“The first word is ‘MY’! Do you even know how the language is put together?”

“R-S-T-L-N-E! Don’t call V on your first choice!”

To show that entertainers are more interested in themselves than in any other thing. By far.

To test Pat Sajack’s patience, which is tested enough with real people.

To prove most celebrities are lost if not presented with a script.

A celebrity contestant said, after missing the phrase, “I thought you dumbed this down for celebrities!”

They did, dufus! They did!

·    ** People like me. And I do.

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