UFOs: Something for everyone

From righwingcat

So now that the Covid thing is dying out as a primary focus, the government needs to fixate the population on another threat.  I think it's going to be UFOs.

Marco Rubio has yapped about UFOs visiting our military bases and even using our 30 trillion national debt we can't get a clear photo of their crafts or know where the heck they are coming from.  I mean, we can track the exact location of that socket set the female astronaut let loose in space on a spacewalk but we can't get a bearing on large moving objects moving toward the planet or entering our atmosphere...

DHS or one of those evil federal agencies is also yapping about UFOs now too. 

Alien technology is so far advanced than ours, obviously they can demand anything of us and we must comply !

What do you think the government is going to propose as the actual threat posed by the aliens?

Some thoughts:

·                     aliens have chosen: Russia, China, Paraguay, Puerto Rico, Iceland, the democrats(!) to lead the planet forward

·                     aliens have said global warming is now affecting deep space and we must now fill in the blanks, cross our Ts, dot our Is and watch our Ps ad Qs or they will do it for us

·                     Aliens say rap music is making it out to their planet and is driving them nuts and we need to turn that shit off

·                     aliens need to mate with humans to preserve the diversity of their DNA.  Well, I hope they look something like this.(Pictures of attractive women aliens follow)

·         And hopefully their females find middle age and older males that need to lose a few pounds irresistible. Hey, if I must do my part to save the planet !

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·         Then again, maybe it'll be something good for everyone.

 

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